The Cranky Ol' Bat

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! - RuPaul



Every now and then, I amuse myself by typing things into Google and seeing what pops up when I hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

This is what came up when I typed in "horrible vacation".

I bet the welcoming reception doesn't have an open bar either. $%^#!!!!


  • At 1:39 AM, Blogger Scone said…

    That is hilarious! Someone at Google's got a wicked sense of humor. ;-)

  • At 2:42 AM, Blogger Slap-Happy said…

    I plan on going dressed like George Michael fresh from Wham!, only with pink leather.

    Maybe distributing whips and handcuffs to all couples, and condoms to the singles. I'll ask Jerry where he gets his fabulous suits and be just as passively offensive as possible!

    This cruise, I'm tending!

    (after I get a major life insurance policy)

  • At 12:42 PM, Blogger Kory O said…

    It's ok, Tomus....I got yer six if they do another one in 2005.
    But I think aqua is more your color. Add a fetching pink silk scarf, though, and some leopard skin boots and watch that crowd go wild!!


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