The Cranky Ol' Bat

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2005-03-24

Beware the Doped Up, Dueling Swiss Cows!

I heard of a lot of weird things, but Swiss dueling cows are a new one to me. Think bovine sumo, and you've got the basic idea for a competition that brings out approximately 50000 spectators.

It must be on the brink of the big time, because they now are worried about doped up cows competing. The um, sports officials in charge are planning to bring back drug testing after ending it in 2002. Six years of testing had brought forth only negative results.

No word on what the pharmaceutical of choice is for a dueling cow......any ideas out there??

5 Comments:

  • At 8:00 PM, Anonymous cb/other said…

    the only reason it is bloodless is
    because cows are pretty laid back.

    why do people enjoy animal fights?
    i don't understand it.

     
  • At 11:17 PM, Blogger Slap-Happy said…

    Pharm of Choice? BGH.

     
  • At 6:25 PM, Blogger Kory O said…

    I don't know why people enjoy boxing, either, cb.

     
  • At 8:20 PM, Blogger half said…

    It's times like this I remember the great racing cows War Elsie, Native Milker and AfirmButter. They didn't need to stinkin drugs!

     
  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger half said…

    from nother blog nother thread,

    **I just wear whatever's clean, which has freaked my boss out when I came in wearing my "interviewing suit". **

    My wife used to do that to make a point to management..... :) Now she wears them hospital uglies so it not very useful.

     

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