Beware the Doped Up, Dueling Swiss Cows!
I heard of a lot of weird things, but Swiss dueling cows are a new one to me. Think bovine sumo, and you've got the basic idea for a competition that brings out approximately 50000 spectators.
It must be on the brink of the big time, because they now are worried about doped up cows competing. The um, sports officials in charge are planning to bring back drug testing after ending it in 2002. Six years of testing had brought forth only negative results.
No word on what the pharmaceutical of choice is for a dueling cow......any ideas out there??
It must be on the brink of the big time, because they now are worried about doped up cows competing. The um, sports officials in charge are planning to bring back drug testing after ending it in 2002. Six years of testing had brought forth only negative results.
No word on what the pharmaceutical of choice is for a dueling cow......any ideas out there??
posted by KoryO @ 2:39 PM
3 Comments:
At 8:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
the only reason it is bloodless is
because cows are pretty laid back.
why do people enjoy animal fights?
i don't understand it.
At 11:17 PM,
Timmy said…
Pharm of Choice? BGH.
At 6:25 PM,
KoryO said…
I don't know why people enjoy boxing, either, cb.
Post a Comment
<< Home