The Cranky Ol' Bat

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Hey, It Could Have Been The Deadly "Blue Ice Chunk", Lady!

A woman in Tampa swears that a plane flying overhead sprayed her with jet fuel when flying low over her neighborhood. Airport and federal officials stated that there was no reason for any plane at Tampa's airport to dump fuel prior to landing on Monday.

The alleged victim tried to combat the effects of jet fuel by using three bottles of air freshener. Why she didn't try to, I don't know, take a shower instead, was not addressed in the article.


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