The Cranky Ol' Bat

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! - RuPaul


Want to Stay Here? You Better Pass the Test!

Most places that cater to travelers are just happy if you don't swipe the towels. Not the The Berkeley Springs Inn. If you want to stay here, the owner, Chase Everhart, is going to call you to make sure you aren't single, aren't gay and aren't having an affair. He doesn't want smokers, either. Be prepared for a twenty minute interrogation to make sure you are his kind of guest.

Then, if he accepts you, plan on a leisurely breakfast between 9 and 10. That's for you and your significant other only. He won't set a table for four, even if you are visiting with another couple.

And, keep your swimsuits on in the Jacuzzi, you perverts!

If you think you can pass the test, check out the Berkeley Springs Inn at their website.


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