Food and Drink Alert for This Site!

I've never been much of a girly girl, in spite of the fact I love the color pink. Most of the obnoxiously chick things I can deal with....except for romance novels. I don't know what's worse, the so-called "stories" with their amazingly overdone prose, or the covers.

I just wish my Photoshop skills were this good! I'd have submitted something months ago instead of making snarky comments at the bookstore.