Can This Marriage Be Saved?
No, not mine......8 months today and still deliriously happy, thanks!
I'm talking about US Airways & America West's merger plans. Seems US Airways is keeping a lookout for a better deal, even though America West's offer is the best it's had in 5 years.
Why does this remind me of a guy who is balding, in his 40's, with a big gut who works for minimum wage....and still thinks he deserves a supermodel with a PhD in nuclear physics?
I'm talking about US Airways & America West's merger plans. Seems US Airways is keeping a lookout for a better deal, even though America West's offer is the best it's had in 5 years.
Why does this remind me of a guy who is balding, in his 40's, with a big gut who works for minimum wage....and still thinks he deserves a supermodel with a PhD in nuclear physics?
posted by KoryO @ 9:49 PM
3 Comments:
At 11:55 AM,
DragonStormInAZ said…
KO,
Actually the supermodel with a PhD in nuclear physics is a bad thing. We want the ditsy ones remember. That way the 75 IQ the balding 40-yr old, min wage guy is blessed with seems like genius level...
:D
At 10:23 AM,
KoryO said…
Oh, now it all becomes clear.... ;)
But I really did meet a guy like that once. He (unsolicited, remember that...) told me I didn't "qualify" to date him because I didn't have a master's or higher and in his humble opinion I could have stood to lose a few pounds.
I told him I was sorry to disappoint him. Then I took my dog food out to the Vette and locked myself inside.
I couldn't stop laughing for about three minutes. I'm sure everyone else walking by thought I was off my meds.
Did I mention that guy looked 8 months pregnant?
I swear I am NOT making this up....
That's when I stopped talking to the clerks at Petsmart. ;)
At 1:54 AM,
Timmy said…
See, but by giving you humor as well as service, he made your shopping experience that much better.
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