Something Too Damn Crazy Even For The Jet Set Chick

Have you ever heard of something so crazy, so insane that it makes a bar bet gone bad look rational?

I bet I found something that trumps that. It's called ferret legging.

What the @#$% is that, you ask? Well....imagine putting on a pair of jeans, and then letting two crazed ferrets into your pants. No jockstrap, no boxers, no briefs, no thongs. You're going commando on this mission, buddy. Then they tighten up your belt as the little bastards try to fight their way out.

Yes, they are going to nip at your 'nads.

If this sounds like fun, quite frankly, you scare me. But if you want to read the article, click here to learn about it.