Lifestyles of the Rich and Revolting...

Yes, I do enjoy a spot of Brit telly now and then. And one show that I will keep an eye out for is Terrible Tastes of the Great Dictators, featuring an up close look at Saddam's loo. Gold-plated toilet brush, anyone?

But even if you are only the king of your own castle, you too can flush like royalty with....luxury toilet paper.

I sh@t you not.

(Sorry, couldn't resist...)

Yep, if you are just too good for Charmin, relief may soon be in sight.

No word on who will, um, pioneer this latest status frontier. Any bets out there in the Jet Set Lounge?