Yes, I Married an Alien, and I Can Prove It!

Ok, ok....the Tsar is classified by immigration as a "resident alien". Bad joke, I know.

However, for the rest of you who are wondering if....well....maybe that person you were kissing at midnight on New Year's Eve was not a fellow homo sapien, here are some ways to determine if any of your past hook-ups were more out of this world than you thought, courtesy of InChelsea.com.

If you have determined that you've been lucky...so far....but you're not sure about your upcoming blind date with a person your buddy has described as "outta this world", use this product. You'll have nothing to fear.

You might turn off a real Earthling, however. It's your call!