The Cranky Ol' Bat

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! - RuPaul


How to Spot a Loser, Part 45

Maybe I'm being harsh, I admit.

If me & the Tsar have a little girl, I want her to see this site when she's older so she has an idea of who NOT to date. If we have a little boy, I want him to see it so he knows how NOT to come across as a desperate dweeb.

(No, we don't know yet, but will soon, and believe me, we'll post the results here ASAP!!!)

I have no idea if it actually worked or not. All I know is, if you have to "sell yourself" this hard to a prospective sweetie, you are generally wasting your time and really should just move on.


  • At 6:11 PM, Blogger Scone said…

    Hahahahahaha! No, I'm sorry, I love it. I wouldn't let my daughter date him, but that's mostly because I don't have one, and if I did, she'd be way too young. There is that little bit about "awesome designer zombies" that was a bit weird, though...


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