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Let's say that you are a cannibal, but, after going to PETA brainwashing sessions, you have decided to give up having your fellow humans for lunch (literally). However, you have begun to crave a slab of "long pig". You don't want to go back to your old Hannibal Lecter ways, since your new friends really wouldn't understand.

What do you do??

Before you break out the cutlery and start sizing up the neighbors, you might want to check out this site.

Note: there's no actual product for sale at this site, but you can get a t-shirt suitable for wearing to Pamela Anderson's house.